Health & Medical Self-Improvement

Best April Fool 2006

For any of you that are interested ~ this may very well be my "Fairwell" e-mail!It's my blog which is my, well, goodby letter ~ of sorts ~ to my sister, Rita :) If I've never told any of you before, I really do love you.
I'm exhausted now.
This MS is a killer! Need to take a nap now...
Maybe, I'll feel better when I wake up? ~Hugs~ Your buddy, Russ:)) My Blog URL Saturday, April 01, 2006 Great Day To Blog Current mood:cheerful Category: Friends Well, Russ, it's April fools day.
Yeah, buddy, it sure is.
I don't feel much like doing an April fools after replying to that last e-mail to my Sis'.
You know, I do understand.
Yeah, buddy, because you're me too...
That's right, Russ.
Maybe, if we post our reply to our sister's e-mail you will feel better? It's worth a try.
Hey, I'm beginning to feel better already...
On 4/1/06, rita smithwrote: DEAR BROTHER RUSS, Hey Sis' :) ..
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> THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY LETTER LAST NIGHT.
I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY TIRED AT THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT.
Night? Day? Who knows the difference? HONEY, I THINK ABOUT YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ONE THAT NEVER COMPLAINS AND YOU DO YOUR BEST TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE..
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EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD YOU HAVE ALWAYS HAD A SMILE.
Not now, Sis, I've got ~ as Mom used to call it ~ a goofy grin :) RUSS, I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT..
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YOU MUST BE IN UNSPEAKABLE PAIN AT TIMES FOR THEM TO PUT YOU ON MORPHINE.
I AM NOT AS SMART AS I USE TO BE, BUT EVEN I KNOW MORPHINE IS A SERIOUS DRUG AND THEY DON'T JUST ..
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> HAND IT OUT BECAUSE YOU TELLL THEM YOU HURT.
Maybe, the gal from Hospice ~that went with me ~ to put in a good word had something to do with it? She's the same pretty lady that owns the piercings place and does tattoos.
You remember, I told you guys a little about her in a previous e-mail, "LaFreeka" ! I guess, I forgot to tell you that she works for Hospice and that I met her when she came over to my apartment ~ to take care of me? WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH MY HIP REPLACEMENT, THEY HAD ME ON A MORPHINE DRIP.
I COULD PUSH THE BUTTON AND EVERY 15 MIN.
GET A FEW DROPS OF PAIN KILLER.
I ALSO REMEMBER I PUSHED THE BUTTON A LOT BECAUSE I WAS STILL HURTING.
I SO MUCH HOPE THAT "IT" WILL BE THE ANSWER.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING IT AND WHAT ..
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> SIZE DO YOU TAKE?? Just took my third one.
If my memerory serves me right, Three days?? They only gave me a five day supply despite the fact that LaFreeka wanted me to HAVE more...
GOOD LORD, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN NOT DRIVE A CAR.
YOU WILL BE LUCKY TO DRIVE YOUR SCOOTER.
RUSS, PLEASE TELL US WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU AND WHAT KIND OF CONDITION YOU ARE IN.
The Doctor who wrote my perscription said that, while on it, I should not drive, or use my handicapped scooter, or operate the Internet! RUSS, WE LOVE YOU AND WE WANT TO HELP.
LIFE GETS CRAZY SOMETIMES AND WITH ALL OF THE RAIN IN YOUR AREA LIFE DOES GET DARK IN THE DAYTIME TOO.
PLEASE DON'T JUST SAY,"I AM ALRIGHT", WHAT DID THE DR.
TELL YOU??? ..
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> HONEY, WE WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Thank you, Sis'.
I love you two too to death do us part :) About the dark in the daytime part, I'm still trying to figure out how to tell night from day.
The DR.
said that I shouldn't need the scooter because now I would be flying.
She also said to have a nice trip! BOB TOO, IS AS WORRIED AS I AM.
DARN THESE COMPUTERS THAT WORK ONLY PART-TIME.
WE LIKE TO SEE YOU BUT WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU TOO.
AND WE WANT YOU TO HEAR US..
Maybe, next time you will? Maybe next life around, I will be able to hear? WE HAVE A REAL GREAT BROTHER, I AM SURE YOU KNOW.
TONITE HE IS OVER AT CHRISTINE'S PLACE..
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SHE WASN'T FEELING GOOD AND HAS A BAD COLD.
HE INSISTS HE IS TAKING ENOUGH ECHINACEA-GOLDENSEAL TO KEEP THE BUG AWAY.
I SURE HOPE SO.
I AM SURE GLAD THAT I LIKE HER.
I KNOW HE DOES.
SHE IS SPECIAL.
Is our brother afraid that she will give him "THE BUG?" He never told me that she had bugs ~ let alone "THE BUG!" ..
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> YOU SAID THAT CASSIE'S SCHOOL MEETING YOU WENT TO TURNED OUT WELL.
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
SHE IS A VERY SPECIAL GIRL.
BE SURE AND GIVE HER OUR LOVE..
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I will, Sis', as long as our brother doesn't try to give her "THE BUG" too.
THIS IS A QUIET WEEKEND FOR ME.
NOT TOO MUCH HAPPENING.
OH WELL, THAT'S OK.
SOMETIMES I JUST LIKE TO PULL THE WALLS IN AROUND ME AND NOT DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
TAZZ IS ALWAYS CLOSE BY AND I LIKE TO LAUGH AT HIM.
HE CAN BE FUNNY.
You shouldn't talk about your dark haired boyfriend, Tazz, that way :(Sorry to chastize, Sis', but I can't quite remember where Tazz is from?? WELL RUSS, IT IS TIME TO LET GET ON WITH SOME MORE E-MAILS.
PLEASE, THINK OF WHAT I WROTE AND GET BACK TO US.
WE REALLY DO CARE ABOUT YOU..
From this, you can see that I really care about you two too to send an April fools ~ like this:) It might just make a good ezine article after I send it on as an april fools to some other friends too? ..
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> TAKE CARE AND STAY WARM MAY GOD BLESS US ALL AND YOU TWICE.
LOTS OF LOVE, YOUR SIS RITA ~Hugs~ Your brother Russ:))
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