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Meat Business Cards

Welcome to the age of meat business cards. Could a prospective employer ever throw out your contact info if it's seared onto a slab of beef jerky?

The meat card is the perfect way to market yourself in a dog-eat-dog world. When you hand a thin slab of beef with your name and number to a prospective employer, you're making a statement that can't be ignored. As the manufacturer states, "Meat Cards do not fit in a Rolodex, because of their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex." If you're hiring, you wouldn't want to throw out a meat card, along with a bunch of unread resumes.

Think of the vermin it would attract. You may be paying extra, but when you see your name seared into beef, you might just get that confidence boost you need to land a job. (And If you're really looking for a job, check out Alison Doyle's job-hunting site.)

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