Most criminals are just not-so-bright people on what is likely to become the worst day of their life. Here's a rundown of your daily loser for April, 2008.
•April 30: Ice Scraper Attack
"I just got out of jail. I'm trying to have fun and whoop some ass," said Kevin J. Diaz, 19, according to a complaint, shortly after allegedly attacking a bicycle rider with a 32-inch ice scraper.More »•April 28: Napping Man Acccused of Vandalising Church
Police didn't have to look far to find the man they're accusing of ransacking Boston's Most Precious Blood Church. He was napping inside, just before Sunday services.More »•April 27: Woman Chases Boyfriend in Porn Mix-UP
A knife-wielding woman chased her husband after she thought she saw him in the porn movie they were watching together.More »•April 26: Man Steals Penny Jar From Father
An 18-year-old allegedly broke into his father's Jacksonville, Fla., home to steal a jar of pennies. Saddest part: The jar contained about $5 in loose change.More »•April 25: Man Finishes Marathon, Then Tries to Kill Wife
Hours after finishing the Boston Marathon, 41-year-old Kim Yong Sik gets arrested after hotel security allegedly stops him from strangling his wife.More »•April 23: 2 Held for Allegedly Trying to Sell Stolen Semen
Hot sperm!More »•April 22: Comic Pleads Guilt to Breast High Fives
Comedian Aries Spears of MADtv has pleaded guilty in New York to giving a woman's breast a "high five" while performing at New York's Comix club in New York. A judge warned the 32-year-old that he will face 15 days in jail if he harasses another woman during the next 12 months.More »•April 20: Thief Runs Off With Empty Register
The thief who broke into the Azteca restaurant in Kissimmee, Fla., should have check the register before he ran off with it. The 5-foot-9 man in a short-sleeve shirt was caught on surveillance camera, and yes, stealing an empty register is still a crime.More »•April 19: Replica of Port Star's Bottom Half Stolen
California police reportedly are on the look out for a $250 replica of the bottom half of porn star Jenna Jameson's body that was stolen from an adult store.More »•April 18: Parolee Allegedly Leaves Meth at Wal-Mart Counter
How's this for a tip: Daniel Santos Ramirex, a 54-year-old parolee allegedly left nine baggies of methamphetamine and his wallet at the counter at Wal-Mart.
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