Most people will think this following message will be very
offensive. And if it wasn't for the very important lesson
to be learned from it...they'd be right.

Yesterday I asked a 3rd grade special Ed teacher why she
specializes in retards. And I told another girl I don't
wear underwear because I don't like doing the laundry. I
asked two random girls "Do girls hate each other?" I
accused my buddy's wife (a very white girl) of having a
little black in her because her ass was so big.

But I wasn't just picking on women yesterday.

I rubbed a barely overweight guys belly and told him he
didn't need any ice cream. I regularly call a Latino guy
where I work a brown guy. I heckled a 30-year old friend of
mine because he just now graduated college.

Now before you start ranting and raving and calling me a
big jerk I'll admit that these were all very highly
offensive.

But nobody got offended...in fact they were all laughing
and loving me for it.

I know so because of the smiles and laughs. I made all
these seemingly rude comments with the intention of making
them feel better about themselves.

Wait being rude makes them feel better?! Scratching your
head right now? Well then, you have much to learn...

One of the things I've learned over the years is that you
can say damn near anything as long as you make someone
laugh. And it's not difficult...you just have to develop
confidence that your intentions are good and learn these
three simple steps.

Then you will have a fearless social life:

1. Learn how to Effortlessly Start a Conversation

There's a right and a wrong way to do everything. Don't
believe me? Go try and open up a peanut butter jar by
turning the lid clockwise.

Ain't gonna work.

Making friends, landing new jobs, and never feeling nervous
or anxious at any social event are just a few benefits of
knowing how to effortlessly start a conversation. And the
best thing is, once you learn the few basic steps starting
a conversation in any situation is fast and easy.

2. Develop Personality Traits that People Like

Quick question...

Who is more fun, a guy who makes you laugh constantly, or a
guy who constantly complains about how depressed he is and
who hates his life.

Exactly...

The simple difference is personality traits. And the simple
fact is some personality traits are just more attractive.
And when you make these magical personality traits part of
how YOU act...fun and exciting people are drawn to you like
steel to a magnet.

3. Develop a Fun Mindset

This may be the most important one of all.

Because deep down inside you will NEVER live a more fun
life until you make enjoying yourself a priority.

And I think that is just sad...that someone can go their
entire life feeling like every moment is an uphill battle.
Rather than a smooth life of happiness and bliss, they live
a life of work and struggle.

And unless you want to live out the rest of your life
lonely, fearful and against the wind these are skills that
must be practiced. There are many other keys to a fearless
social life - but these three will keep you busy for life.
Use them and experience the benefits.

Mohawk Gringo

The Happiest Man on the Internet