Firstly, charming is not a skill, or an art. It's not even a thing. In fact it's believing it's a thing which leads to 'cheese', 'lechery', 'corniness and eventually 'masturbation. We do not live in America. Material possessions won't help you. Looks provide only marginal benefits. You see the challenge, my five-knuckle friend? Now. Let us introduce the self-negating mystical metaphysical practice of humour.
What Sort of Jokes Go Over Best With Women?
None. Sorry, guys - but pretty much none. None in the traditional sense. Reading out a mildly racist/sexist quip from your mobile, for example, is definitely a bad idea.
If you can tell them in a boyish, vulnerable way - aware that they're silly, and laughing at yourself for using them... maybe. I use simile's quite a lot. 'My hair's got more volume than a punjabi lady at a kitty party.' It sounds so written and rehearsed, with an ironic wink to self, that you may get a lean-in of 'you're so silly, shall we get a drink'. of course darling, we shall.
Is It Ever Good To Use a Comedy Chat Up Line?
Only if you're the butt of the joke. Self-deprecation is the pheromone of mating. oiled-up muscly, Ferrari drivers are pretty much limited to one type of girl. But the post feminist female, the gorgeous, sassy girl with a brain - she likes to know you know she knows what's what. If that makes sense. She compliments your hair? Lightly, and quickly, laugh and say you've got girls' hair. She thinks your job is impressive? oh god no - it's so embarrassing - cue cute anecdote. on and on, all the way to you saying: 'Let's just cuddle naked, there's no need to do anything more.' Don't feel pressured to do more. Let it grow organically. Too much laughter and you're zany mate, not paramour.
She Seems To Think I'm Funny. How do I Build To Her Wanting To Sleep With Me?
By not wanting to sleep with her. No pervy eye contact. No salacious jokes. Be warm, witty, emotional. Let your post-feminist female lead. If she does something more sensual you may mimic - but do it slightly less. You'll know when it's time to don the goat-mask, strip off your trousers and command.
Is Funny Sexy? and Is There Any Comedy That's Guaranteed To Turn Her Off?
No. And that's why it's sexier than sexy. Sexy is abs and cash. Funny is vulnerable and interesting. Much more likely to attract posh, stimulating women, rather than Sandra from Bandra. Rape humour. Never open with, "Wanna hear my rape joke?" She's unlikely to leave a drink unattended after that.
Comedy In Bed: Good Thing or Bad Thing?
An excellent thing. The more laughter leading up to things, the more social, ahem, lubricant. Especially if you want to make things a little kinkier. Ironies your requests by making it sound like you didn't really mean it (if you are refused). But don't take this too far. For example, don't put on a clown nose and say, "Can I stick it in your bum?"
What Sort of Jokes Go Over Best With Women?
None. Sorry, guys - but pretty much none. None in the traditional sense. Reading out a mildly racist/sexist quip from your mobile, for example, is definitely a bad idea.
If you can tell them in a boyish, vulnerable way - aware that they're silly, and laughing at yourself for using them... maybe. I use simile's quite a lot. 'My hair's got more volume than a punjabi lady at a kitty party.' It sounds so written and rehearsed, with an ironic wink to self, that you may get a lean-in of 'you're so silly, shall we get a drink'. of course darling, we shall.
Is It Ever Good To Use a Comedy Chat Up Line?
Only if you're the butt of the joke. Self-deprecation is the pheromone of mating. oiled-up muscly, Ferrari drivers are pretty much limited to one type of girl. But the post feminist female, the gorgeous, sassy girl with a brain - she likes to know you know she knows what's what. If that makes sense. She compliments your hair? Lightly, and quickly, laugh and say you've got girls' hair. She thinks your job is impressive? oh god no - it's so embarrassing - cue cute anecdote. on and on, all the way to you saying: 'Let's just cuddle naked, there's no need to do anything more.' Don't feel pressured to do more. Let it grow organically. Too much laughter and you're zany mate, not paramour.
She Seems To Think I'm Funny. How do I Build To Her Wanting To Sleep With Me?
By not wanting to sleep with her. No pervy eye contact. No salacious jokes. Be warm, witty, emotional. Let your post-feminist female lead. If she does something more sensual you may mimic - but do it slightly less. You'll know when it's time to don the goat-mask, strip off your trousers and command.
Is Funny Sexy? and Is There Any Comedy That's Guaranteed To Turn Her Off?
No. And that's why it's sexier than sexy. Sexy is abs and cash. Funny is vulnerable and interesting. Much more likely to attract posh, stimulating women, rather than Sandra from Bandra. Rape humour. Never open with, "Wanna hear my rape joke?" She's unlikely to leave a drink unattended after that.
Comedy In Bed: Good Thing or Bad Thing?
An excellent thing. The more laughter leading up to things, the more social, ahem, lubricant. Especially if you want to make things a little kinkier. Ironies your requests by making it sound like you didn't really mean it (if you are refused). But don't take this too far. For example, don't put on a clown nose and say, "Can I stick it in your bum?"
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