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The Blonde on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Regis Philbin - "Heather, you've made it to the final round and have one lifeline left, which is the phone a friend lifeline.
" "Answer the next question correctly and you'll win the one million dollar top prize, however if you answer it incorrectly you'll drop down to $32,00...
are you ready to be a millionaire?"" Heather - "Sure, I'm totally ready Regis!"" Regis Philbin - "Which of the following bird species does not build its own nest?"" "Is the answer...
"" "A - A Robin"" "B - A Sparrow"" "C - A Cucko"o" "D - A Thrush"" "Remember Heather, the correct answer is worth one million dollars and a incorrect answer is only $32,00"" Heather - "Hmmmm, I think I might know the answer"" "Nope, I'm not 100% sure and would like to use my last lifeline"" Regis Philbin - "Ok Heather, who would you like to call?"" Heather - "I'll phone my friend Ashley back home in Birmingham.
"" *ringing* Ashley (also a blonde) - "Hello...
"" Regis Philbin - "Hello Ashley, this is Regis from Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
"" "I have Heather here who needs to answer just one more question to win one million dollars" "Heather is now going to read you the question, along with the possible answers.
" "There're four possible answers, and only one correct answer.
" "You'll have 30 seconds to give Heather your answer" "Ok Heather, the timer is set at 30 seconds, GO!" Heather - "Ashley, which of the following bird species does not build its own nest? Is it:" "A - A Robin" "B - A Sparrow" "C - A Cuckoo" "D - A Thrush" Ashley - "Oh Gees, Heather - that's easy..
...
It's a Cuckoo.
" Heather - "Are you sure?" Ashley - "I'm 100% sure.
" Heather - "Thanks Ashley.
" *hangs up* Regis Philbin - "So Heather, will you be taking $500,000 or playing on for one million dollars?" Heather - "I want to play, I'll go with C - A Cuckoo" Regis Philbin - "Heather, Is that your final answer?" Heather - "Yes" Regis Philbin - "Are you confident?" Heather - "Very, Ashley's a sure winner.
" Regis Philbin - "Heather -..
...
you had $500,000 and you said C - A Cuckoo...
you're CORRECT!! - You just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
" "Here is your one million dollar check, congratulations on being America's newest millionare!" "Audience, let's give Heather a warm round of applause!" *clapping & cheering* That night Heather is so excited that she calls up Ashley to meet her at a local bar for drinks.
As they are sipping on their $500 bottle of Champagne Heather looks over to Ashley and ask "Ashley, how the hell did you know that a cuckoo doesn't build it's own nest?" Ashley - "Listen Heather, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.
"
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