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15 Funny Signs That Are Way More Confusing Than Helpful

Signs are designed to help you find your way while driving, walking, and generally making your way in the world. Yet sometimes, signs can be a little bit confusing and can send some seriously mixed signals. Check out these fifteen signs that are so messed up, they're probably doing way more harm than good.


1. That is one weird looking Baboon.


I'm no zoology expert, but that doesn't look like any baboon I've ever seen.


2. Self-closing gate, my butt.


I don't get it, sign. Are you self-closing, or am I supposed to keep you closed? Make up your stupid mind, stupid sign!

(I might have some sign-related anger issues to sort out. Carry on.)


3. Non-Stick, eh? I don't believe you.


Oh, the irony!  Here we have a sticker on a non-stick pan that refuses to come off... of the non-stick pan. This is why we can't have nice things. 


4. No parking except no parking?


What the heck does that mean? Can I park here or not? Why do you toy with me so? 


5. Is it drinking water or not?


So let me get this straight... I'm not supposed to stick my face under the filthy tap of a public bathroom to get a drink of water, or I am supposed to do that? WHICH IS IT? How will I know without an accurate sign?!


6. Nothing is written in stone? Are you sure?


You might want to revise that statement, guys.


7. Keep right... yeah, that's the ticket.


Sure, the road curves dramatically to the left, but you go on ahead and bear right, why don't you. You've been meaning to get an up-close and personal view of that cow field, haven't you?


8. Not a door? Really?


Are you sure about that? Because this definitely looks like a door to me; but what do I know? 


9. You'll be fine!


Oh phew! I wouldn't want to get a parking ticket or anything like that. Thank you, kind and generous signage! 


10. Where the sidewalk ends.


Forget it, I'll just walk down the middle of the street. It's probably safer than navigating this mess anyway. 

I suppose I could always skip the walking and just take the subway, but then I'd have to deal with all the craziest people who ride the subway.

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